In article , wrote:
On Sun, 01 May 2005 20:05:44 -0400, the inscrutable Robatoy
spake:

I was told it was made from the Haggis bird. A small bird, incapable of
flight, looks somewhat like a penguin..lives on the side of hills.
That's why one leg is shorter than the other.

That's a gutsy statement, Rob. Reminds me of an old girlfriend,
Ilene.

And her Oriental friend.... Irene.

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?