On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:38:15 GMT, the inscrutable Pat Barber
spake:

This has to be one of your very best...

groan


jo4hn wrote:

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The
Hague and as a young man aspired to become a priest.

And to keep things friendly, here's one man's take on womanhood:

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From 60 Minutes Commentator: Andy Rooney Subject: Women over 50 As I
grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.


A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over! 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk or if you are acting like one? You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coifed hot woman of 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress...
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?" here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not
worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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