On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 07:34:05 -0700, Eric R Snow
wrote:

Just before I'm walking out the door my wife needs help with e-mail. I
help, and sorta rush to work before my employee gets there. I open the
shop and then suddenly need to pee bad. I rush to the bathroom, start
tp pee, and my glasses fall into the toilet. You know how it is, if ya
gotta pee bad you can't stop immediately. So now I'm peeing on my
glasses. Then I gotta pick 'em out of the toilet (ik) and wash them
off. Hope the rest of the day goes better. Think I'll slow down a bit.
ERS


I wear big overalls a lot. I generally keep my cell phone in the
center bib pocket. While making a mad dash for the lue..standing in
front of it while doing the poopoo dance and struggling with the
suspenders..they came undone all at once, releasing the bib straight
down, causing my cell phone to plumet into the bowl.

I like my new one better.

You can get em really cheap on Ebay.

Gunner

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