Eric R Snow wrote:

Just before I'm walking out the door my wife needs help with e-mail. I
help, and sorta rush to work before my employee gets there. I open the
shop and then suddenly need to pee bad. I rush to the bathroom, start
tp pee, and my glasses fall into the toilet. You know how it is, if ya
gotta pee bad you can't stop immediately. So now I'm peeing on my
glasses. Then I gotta pick 'em out of the toilet (ik) and wash them
off. Hope the rest of the day goes better. Think I'll slow down a bit.
ERS

Hell, at least you didn't flush and plug up the crapper.

Could have been worse, one of the guys I work with went for his morning
constitutional, flushed just as he relaized his employee badge was in the
bowl.

Fortunately the security office is just down the hall..................

Tom


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