Andy Dingley wrote:
Handles are cast brass pub door handles

There might be a certain aptness in that for some :-)

As an aside, it is _very_ difficult to store a corpse (Oh, Google is
going to love this posting).

As an alternative to all this coffin business

http://www.uaf.edu/museum/mammal/Pro...nual/bugs.html

then have a memorial service a couple of months later and everyone can
take a bone home as a souvenir.

Owain