Patriarch wrote:

You made a table saw Stimpmeter?

I would appear that he did. Now of all the dumb-assed measurement
i-cant-stop-being-an-engineer things people get their panties in bunch
over in here, this one appeals to me for the pure perversity of it. I
want one. I don't want to see no "passed the nickel test", I want to see
"8 inches on the TS-Slick-Meter".

PK