"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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"Andy Dingley" wrote in message


Funerals are a disgusting trade, replete with rip-offs and
excessive markups.

I couldn't agree more.

My family has full instructions on what's to happen to us when we pop off.
No stranger must have anything to do with our bodies or the celebrations
or burial. Money saved will be used for the Party of Parties.

Hurrah! Got rid of the old gits at last! I've begun a collection of
champagne and have made a shroud. It will have to be re-used for the
other.

But will crematoriums accept shrouds?

I want dance music to be played at my funeral.

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alan

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Mary