On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:14:51 +0000, Frank Erskine wrote:

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:19:27 GMT, John Stumbles
wrote:

Tony Bryer wrote:

In article , John Stumbles
wrote:
You don't need to have a coffin. Cemeteries will accept a body in
a
shroud. However you can go to the following websites for info on
where
to purchase coffins from about £50 upwards.
http://www.eco-coffins.com/
http://www.naturaldeath.org.uk/

yesbut then they're not DIY, are they? :-)

OK perhaps I can suggest http://www.funeral.org.uk/only.htm :

"Chipboard Coffin £65
No hardwood content. The coffin is supplied without fittings,
interior or plate. It is ideal for painting by the customer."

I think that painting it will make it qualify as DIY.

No, must at least be self-assembly with an instruction sheet comprising
incomprehensible diagrams and no text or pidgin english, and selection of
fastenings not matching in number, size or position the various holes and
cutouts in the wooden pieces. Oh, and at least one piece of cardboard which
it's unclear whether it's part of the thing you're making or just
packaging.

Perhaps IKEA do one with a silly name...

Um they have to have a faint connotation to a word or two in some
other euro-tongue and also over-state the case i.e. Atlant (sink)
Integral (hinge).

so perhaps

Sepulkra


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