In message , IMM
writes

Beside's, you're not IMM. I am.

No you're not, I shall report you to the east essex morris dancing
society

Morris dancing! Maxie, no wonder you are envious of my tango dancing. I
believe you are into tap dancing, but fell off the sink.

Tango is a soft drink derived from orange flavour substitutes

Taps are what you get on beer barrels

Look I'm still here

But Naxie, you still can't do the tango.

And why should I want to ?

I have a life

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IMM