On Sat, 2 Apr 2005 20:44:47 -0600, "TURTLE"
wrote:

This is Turtle

The hack, the weasel, aka Turtle.

If you want a really big repair bill, take his advice - he
offers it freely enough. Then, when you have to call a pro to undo
the damage he caused, you'll pay for it double.

Terry Lee aka Turtle aka Weasel claims to have been in the
HVAC business since he was 6 years old.

That was also when he stopped learning anything about HVAC.
So today, he knows as much as your average 6 year old.

Actually, he's been doing it for 40 years, without learning
anything, so he knows as much as 40 average 6 year olds put together.
He tends to talk like 40 6 year olds, too.

Call him on his bull****, and he retreats into what he thinks
is an insult, calling people 'college boy'. That's his idea of an
insult, seeing as in his backwood Louisiana bayou, 'dem dere edicated
city slickers' are frowned upon, and often chased out of town by the
inbred locals.