Ozone generator.

Not one of those ****ant Sonic Air or electrostatic toys - get one that can,
at maximum setting, put out 900ug/hour.

You can keep dead bodies virtually unnoticed. Forever.

On a more practical level, our office consists only of heavy smokers. This
device protects us from second-hand smoke!

More likely it's killing you faster, but whatever makes you happy.


If your house needs to be deodorized, you should figure out why,
and deal with the actual problem, not mask it with more chemicals.