"Ashton Crusher" wrote in message
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Everyone's familiar with the standard two slot toaster. You put two
slices of toast in, push the handle down, all the heating elements
come on, and after a while the toast pops up and both slices are
evenly browned on both sides.

If you put only one slice in you go thru the same steps, push the
handle down, all the heating elements come on and after a while the
toast pops up. But in my toaster when it pops up there is a
considerable difference in the amount of toasting done on one side of
the slice compared to the other.

Why the difference when only one slice is toasted?

Using only one slice in two slice toaster disrupts the space-time continuum.
It effects the flux capacitor's ability to calibrate the muffler bearings
properly, resulting in non-uniform browning. To solve this conundrum, you
can move the toaster closer to the equator of the earth, thus improving the
flux capacitor's ability to maintain calibration. Or, you could just put
the slice of bread back in after turning it 180 degree and toast some more.
; ` }

Les (when I started school, I could not spell enjunear, but now I are one!)