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'kin ell it's hot
In article ,
(Chris Holmes) writes:
Someone asked how hot hell is?
This may shed some light.....
SOME INTELLECTUAL HUMOR
That reminded me of some less intellectual humor which came
round our office...
After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle Man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They
were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and
the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to
appeal to a supervisor
but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it
would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the Miami hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami
Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
uncomfortably hot as
Seattle was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would
arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool
off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made
an error in the address.
His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preachers wife
whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving
widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an
anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her
room where they saw this message on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion
at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival
tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You are going to be surprised at how
hot it is down here.
--
Andrew Gabriel
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