On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:59:27 -0500, Robatoy wrote:

And that begs the question: WHO-the-heck gives a tinkers darn what the
f*uck(sorry, slipped) happened/happens to Norm.

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Rob, from the anti-faq, just so you get it straight:

NORM RULES!! Norm bashing is not countenanced in this newsgroup under any
circumstances. Norm is perfect and he has the best workshop with all the
best tools. He is the greatest woodworker in the whole wide world and in
all of history. HE IS NOT TOM SILVA'S WATER BOY!!!

Norm does not make mistakes and does the finest woodworking that is
humanly possible. Norm always does everything in the best possible way. He
is better than Tage Frid, Frank Klausz, James Krenov, Sam Maloof, Tom
Plamann, Ian Kirby and all those other phoneys and rip-off artists who
claim they can hand-plane a bench-top to within 1/1000 of an inch, all put
together. If enough people built things the way Norm does and bought the
same tools he has, the world would be a much better place. Nailers and
bisquick joiners make the best joints for attaching wood and cross grain
construction is perfect if you use enough brads and biscuits and glue. No
need for expensive clamps if you've got a brad nailer. Schlepping glue all
over your project with a wet rag saves on finishing. Minwax stain and poly
is unquestionably the best finish for any project using any kind of wood.
Anybody who thinks different or who dares criticize Norm is just jealous.
If you hate him so much, why do you keep watching his show?

As the Pope has infallibility in matters of faith, so has the Plaid One in
matters of sawdust. If you don't believe me, you will get flamed and get
tons of hate email for your blasphemy. You will be tarred, feathered and
run out of town on a rail. Just ask Tom Perigrin.

Ignore that JOAT pagan. There is but one woodworking god. Norm is Jewish
and a carpenter and his mother was a virgin. 'Nuff said!


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