On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 19:55:13 -0000, "Owain"
wrote:

"Sugar Free" wrote
| ... some ******* locked the fire exit door because staff
| were having a crafty fag in the fire stairs, which
| started the fire.....

I walked past a petrol station this afternoon where a member of staff (in
uniform) was having a crafty fag behind the barbecue briquettes display.

Many years ago I worked for the GPO. We had a covered-in telephone
engineering centre which had a petrol pump indoors. The attendant used
to throw his used fag-end on to the ground and douse it with petrol
from the pump.

--
Frank Erskine