On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 00:15:09 GMT, Errol Groff
wrote:



I was given a FAV (italian) "bench top" 20 ton hydraulic press, that
has blown seals in the ram. I just need some seals.

Gunner

A penguin was having transmission trouble so he took the car to the
local transmission bandits. They said it would take an hour or so to
diagnose the problem and, since it was a hot day, why didn't he walk
down the street to the ice cream stand and get a cone.

So the penguin waddles down the street and buys a vanilla cone and
waddles back licking his cone.

When he got back to the shop the tech looked at him and reported "it
looks like you blew a seal:.

The penguin glances down at his front where ice cream had dripped and
replies "Oh no, that's just ice cream"!


Ho Ho Ho

Errol Groff

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunner

It's better to be a red person in a blue state
than a blue person in a red state. As a red
person, if your blue neighbors turn into a mob
at least you have a gun to protect yourself.
As a blue person, your only hope is to appease
the red mob with herbal tea and marinated tofu.

(Phil Garding)