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news:1109612064.634a6c73e9f3df24ea07c4adc5d279cf@t eranews...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:21:41 -0800, "TeamCasa"
wrote:



UP/API
The new Point Stick, weapon of choice for terrorists world wide in banned
in
US and Canada. US increases border security specifically to enforce
AB9966.
The bill bans all pointed weapons. Knitting groups organize and
overthrow
the government. President Hillary Clinton is impeached and leaves in
disgrace.



"Government sources announced today that the search for pointy sticks
has ended in Iraq. Administration officials refused comment when
asked how the CIA report on PSMD, which had precipitated the invasion,
could be so horribly flawed."


"Military officials, on condition of anonymity, revealed that although no
pointy sticks were discovered, caches of material were found which are
commonly used in the manufacture of pointy sticks. These materials,
purchased in blunt form, can quickly be assembled into deadly weapons. Also,
several underground bunkers have been discovered. Crews are still searching
for residue from the pointing process. Iraq is known to have harbored
several expert stick pointers from the former Soviet Union. The CIA, while
denying the report, states only that they had 'Reliable and credible
intelligence' that stick pointing was widespread - clearly in violation of
the UN's PSMD resolution."