On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:21:41 -0800, "TeamCasa"
wrote:



UP/API
The new Point Stick, weapon of choice for terrorists world wide in banned in
US and Canada. US increases border security specifically to enforce AB9966.
The bill bans all pointed weapons. Knitting groups organize and overthrow
the government. President Hillary Clinton is impeached and leaves in
disgrace.



"Government sources announced today that the search for pointy sticks
has ended in Iraq. Administration officials refused comment when
asked how the CIA report on PSMD, which had precipitated the invasion,
could be so horribly flawed."