Poetic philistine? Poetic Philistine!!
I would have overlooked the lack of rhyme (and the loss of meter in the
third line :-) if I knew what in LDD-istan (or anywhere else) a "beezer"
was.
I live in Australia and wee have many terms for many things. We are very,
very keen on brevity here, but Beezer didn't make the cut.
mick
Whats a beezer, sounds like ####### slang.