Mary Fisher wrote:

It amuses me when I go for a uterine scan as part of a clinical research sub
protocol. The ulstra sound gadget is in the assisted fertility unit. Hopeful
young couples have to sit in the waiting room with grey and long bearded
Spouse and me, I'd obviously break all world records for giving birth ...

I'v been trying to imagine what Mary looks like.

Didn't reckon on the beard though :-)