Peter Crosland wrote:
Apparently a customer sent this letter to B&Q the other day.....

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later. Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days
ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely


Yup, it was Lurch (see post "If you're going to complain at B&Q")!