"U will be assimilated" wrote in message
ups.com...
and BE SURE to squeal like a little piggie....or maybe a hearty
"Baaaahh" will get Dave's nut off real quick


Nah...ya got to be under 18 according to Daves own postings, therefore,
unless you look like you belong in kiddy porn, no ones got a thing to worry
about, altho, after Dave made that post about thinking about having sex with
his customers kids, I would seriously advise anyone in Daves neck of the
woods to either not call him, or shoot him square in the nutsack with a
44mag if he so much as looks at your kids in your home.