Hmmmmm. Ok then, here are 9 other ideas that are fun ways to make a
little extra cash!

1. Open a chinese restaraunt (This has an added bonus - if the old lady
threatens to leave again, you can make her into chop suey!)
2. Drive-ins are making a comeback, and you have enough land for a
really nice one.
3. Go cart tracks can be fun and profitable.
4. Many people have made millions by opening a bowling alley.
5. If you have any large rivers running through your property, you
could build a dam, generate electricity, and sell it back to the grid.
6. Subdivide the land, and sell 5000 10'x10' house lots.
7. Dig a hole to Australia, install a tram, and open a travel service
that guarantees 2 minute round trips between the US and Australia!
8. Rent your land to a junk dealer. Nothing thrills neighbors like
acres of rusty cars!
9. You could open a shady rest cemetary.