Abe, no offense and I am not trying to be grammar/spelling cop here, but
if you really meant 'died' vs 'dyed' it would mean that there wasn't a
compassionate conservative nearby willing to pull you out of the wool
and save your life? G
Well, it was late. Sorry bout that.

In my business dealings I have discovered that there are assholes
amongst all races and colours and religions and ages and genders.

In my business dealings I have discovered that there are wonderful
people amongst all races and colours and religions and ages and genders.

It's MY job to sort them out.
Could not have said it better myself.