Tom Watson responds:

Around here a lot of the folks who work at HD look like they were
hired to keep them from hanging around the parking lot and mugging
people.

Got a kid with purple hair and more metal stuck in his body than yer
average junk yard - and the only reason I can figure for him working
in the plumbing section is that he's got plumbers cleavage from
wearing his pants so low.

I asked one of those kids if he wanted me to talk to his boss about a raise,
see if maybe he could then afford some clothes that fit. I guess being broke
embarrassed him. He turned purplish red (or reddish purple: I never could tell
the difference).

Charlie Self
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some
kind of federal program." George W. Bush, St. Charles, Missouri, November 2,
2000