"Unisaw A100" wrote in message
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Australopithecus scobis wrote:
Menard's OTH (on 76th) has actively hostile twerps roaming the aisles.


The Menard's "up by me" has a program where they'll give you
a discount if you can show a picture of a car on blocks in
front of your double wide or prove that you store your ice
auger in your bedroom.

UA100, who once saw a bumper sticker that read, "Deer Fear
Me, Women Crave Me" and thought, that's a Menard's
shopper...

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through

38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim

by, you might live in Wisconsin.



If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too

spendy", you might live in Wisconsin.



If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might

live in Wisconsin.



If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett", you might live

in Wisconsin.



If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including

weddings and funerals), you might live in Wisconsin.



Bob