Now for jetskis...you shouldn't ride 'em if you can't fix 'em and
half
the fun is fiddling with 'em


I assume you know that there's irony in that statement in this
context.

Yeah, that's pretty much why I added that completely off topic aside to
my post. We all have hobbies where fooling with the equipment and
process is a major part of the fun. Most hobby woodworkers understand
that - and, in the context of woodworking, it probably bemuses many
professional woodworkers no end.