"IMM" wrote in message
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Why do builders assume that people
want the central heating boiler in the
kitchen?

Because they have no brains. The Scandinavians are shocked that we do the
washing in the kitchen. They say "do you also take the dishes up to the
bathroom to wash them their too".

Oh come on - you've been watching too many Monty Pythons. No Scandanavian
actually talks like that. They all have better English than us English.