On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 16:58:22 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

In article ,
Kat wrote:
A TARDIS?

Trouble is, they always fail the MOT test - even when brand new, so
that one's out.

Never needs one. Simply time travels so it's always less than three years
old...

The time travelling feature is definitely a plus-point. I could time
travel to May next year when all the work is done and I don't need it
any more. Where can I get one?