No, but many of us know the three survival rules for a squaddie.

If it moves, salute it.
If it doesn't move, pick it up.
If it's too big to pick up, paint it.

I know the rules for a painter.

If it moves, smoke it.
If it doesn't, paint it.
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Our watchword when I was in the Army was:-
If something has been left lying about pick it up in case it gets
stolen!