On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:42:12 +0000, Stefek Zaba
strung together this:

No, but many of us know the three survival rules for a squaddie.

If it moves, salute it.
If it doesn't move, pick it up.
If it's too big to pick up, paint it.

I know the rules for a painter.

If it moves, smoke it.
If it doesn't, paint it.
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SJW
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