On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:07:43 GMT, a particular chimpanzee named
"brugnospamsia" randomly hit the
keyboard and produced:

I was already starting to realise I'd made a mistake in having the back
bedroom window supplied with top half opening - putting it a little above
1.1 metres ...
The front bedroom window is ideal for escaping through. Does it have to be
both windows ?

Unfortunately, yes.
--
Hugo Nebula
'What you have to ask yourself is, "if no-one on the internet wants
a piece of this, just how far from the pack have you strayed?"'