Duane Bozarth wrote:

Pop wrote:
...
... it's 2 phase split power when you're in MY house!

g

g noted...

Story (perhaps apocryphal, I don't know)...

Riddle-- How many legs does a sheep have if you call the tail a leg?

A. Lincoln's (supposed) answer--

Damn...you'd think I could at least get it right...

"Four, calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one!"