Bill Stock wrote:
"J" wrote in message
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Find a nice loud leaf blower. Fire it up and aim it at their house

whenever

they are burning.

Wear ear protection.

Another alternative is to buy a santa suit, stuff it full of fiberglass
insulation and when not a creature is stirring on xmas eve bring out a
ladder and a broomstick and stuff it down the chimney. They will get the
message next time they light up.

-j


When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
The neighbour sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and shot Santa in the Ash.

Yer gonna get a lump of coal. Neener neener neener.