Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Mary Fisher wrote:

What kind of stache would that be - a moustache?


In my opinion a man with a moustache - or moustaches - looks henpecked. I
don't know why they bother to advertise it ...


A few years ago - in the major conurbations at least - a moustache on a
man meant there was a good chance he was gay. So not henpecked. ;-)

Wold that be cock-pecked then?