Are you kidding, he is high priced? I can sell them to you for $385
delivered right to your home. I only accept cash though, so please send it
to me in a plain envelope.

Hi Ed,

I happen to be driving your way, so I'll swing by with my cash in a
plain envelope for ya.

I expect a discount for the delivery charge!

Oh yea...I'll take 2 of em.

;-

Lou