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electro osmotic damp proofing - does it work?
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Peter Parry
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:08:21 GMT,
(Jake)
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Has anyone here ever tried this methid and did it work?
It works very well, it is a two part procedure.
Firstly, to install it you have to clear all the rubbish from around
the house and reinstate drains etc.
Secondly, you sacrifice a hamster in the woods at midnight and rub
your copper sticks with its fur. You take a control box from an
electronic water deioniser/dephlogisticator/destickystuffincalcium
thing and connect it to the blessed copper rods.
The damp disappears.
Those that say only stage 1 is needed have simply failed to see the
light and have not paid enough to the dampfmeisters.
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Peter Parry.
http://www.wpp.ltd.uk/
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