You also need to scrub your hands REALLY REALLY well with lots and lots of
soap after using Vicks and before taking a leak.

Wayne

"Mark Hopkins" wrote in message
...
Never, I mean NEVER scratch the family jewels after applying Capzacin-HP
to
a sore back. This stuff is made from really hot peppers and reacts to body
heat. Even a week later you can still feel it when the sun shines on you.

It will make any tough guy cry real tears....trust me.

"Jay Arr" wrote in message
...
I dropped a generous glob of Nitromors (Paint remover) on my lap. When
the
chemical eventually reached my crown jewels there was no time for
contemplation. I rushed headlong straightaway into the kitchen, dropped
my
Jeans and y-fronts, splashed my bare burning privates with water. Such
relief. As the agony subsided I realised I had a spectator. The local
spinster lady was standing in the road, both hands full of shopping bags,
mouth agape.

Jim the Limp


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 13:06:31 +0800, Paulco
wrote:

the power cord of the saw was about 4 inches long.

I think we can guess what happened to that !


Some friends of mine asked me to repair their handheld planer a while
back. They're hippies and are scared of this new-fangled electrickery
business. Apart from the fatal "bite", the cable for the planer had
at least six oval scoops missing from it, two of them wrapped in brown
parcel tape.

--
Smert' spamionam