Speaking hypothetically of course, if one were, hypothetically to
hypothetically do such a thing, what, hypothetically would happen?

Hypothetically, of course.

Noted in previous post......... the phone survived in fine shape with a few
sander scuffs.
After some sanding in place on the belt it shot it up against the stop, flew
up into the air, bounced off of a wire frame shelf and almost landed in my
hand. No, I am not that coordinated. Just lucky.