Philip Lewis wrote:
"Joseph Meehan" writes:

The green party menber will mulch the leaves and recycle them saving
the
cost of the mower, fertilizer and rake.

hmmm... I see a list a-brew'n:

Democrat: Hold an election to see who has to rake the leaves.

Republican: Only allow companies to rake the leaves.
Ask for bids, with a qualification that the company
has to be named "Leafaburton". Pay that company 10 times
the rate for which the neighbor kid would do it.

Libertarian: We should mind our own business and leaf them alone.
(ok... so it's a punning Libertarian... kinda like me)

Green: mulch them in and encourage natural leaf preditors, worms, etc.

Communist: everyone must rake leaves!

Remember... since their is a high turnout expected at the polls,
they've split it into two days. Democrates vote tuesday, and Republicans
vote Wednesday.[*]


Not really funny. We had a rash of them around here. It appears that
they targeted certain areas where there had been a lot of new registrations.



--
Joseph E. Meehan

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