patrick conroy wrote in rec.woodworking


"Unisaw A100" wrote in message
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Anybody got a tuna boat?



[ Going for the woodworking tie-in... ]

'Member the one about the blind ship's carpenter who could
name any wood by smell?
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The two sailors run off to find an old Lady de' Evening,
way past her prime snip
snip
sniff
"Oak door off a tuna boat!"


Har. Har. Har...


How about the one where Al smelled the wood and Tim put his
sock on one and Al said it was some fungus infested wood
species. Har harhar.


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