"Never Enough Money" wrote in message
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If my boss tells me I "dorked it up" it's a bad thing. Therefore,
wooddorking means, to me, doing bad things to wood. To call one a
wooddorker, therefore, would be to cal them "one who messes up wood.

Merriam-Webster says "dork" is "perhaps an alteration of dick."

Dick has several meanings. One is "fellow or chap", another is
"penis". When used as a verb, it means a mistake made with a penis.
Wooddicker.

Dicker, Dickin',Dickification.

I guess, I still think it's derogatory, only slightly less so than
using it's synonym: dick.

Yeah I see it your way too but in this news group, it is a lot like You
Suck. If you boss sucks, that is not a good thing, ...... usually not a
good thing.