"I am everyone on usenet!"
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Wim Jay retched Wednesday's Random Lottery Numbers for 28 January,
2004 onto my recliner:

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Wim Jay retched Wednesday's Random Lottery Numbers for 28 January,
2004 onto my recliner:

"Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip"
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
Wim Jay, and I thusly replied:

"Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip"
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
ah, and I thusly replied:


Yes. Start with some nice cheap crap from QVC.

http://www.qvc.com/img/K/82/K117182.jpg

I'm so pleased.

Do you get the ice-cream free?

Won't it melt in the post?

Not if sent in a freezer.

Well. I couldn't think of a comeback to that one, but I thought I'd
answer anyway, just to keep my figures up.



The freezer would melt!

Not if it was inside a refrigerated truck.

Then the truck would melt.

Not if it was a milkman's electric truck and you kept it plugged in *and* you
carried three spare batteries, before you mention them.

--
Wim
"Not only that, but the sweet innocent soul is plonking people who in
dl terms are being as polite as they ever are. She does not seem to
realise quite what a hornets nest she is likely to stir up if she
*really* upsets someone in here. Can someone put her straight please?
In fact I have been amazed by the tolerance shown thus far. This post
sponsored by SigBunnies 'R Us."