The most fun you can
have with a welding torch is brazing!

Brazing is easier to learn than welding, and it really is a
pleasure seeing the molten brazing rod pool out and flow into the
join.

Treat oxy-acetylene bottles with the
utmost respect. They are like bombs.

I just happen to have an oxy-acetylene kit here in the sideboard - been
wondering what to do with it.

Really - let's keep our feet on the ground, shall we?