Ace wins with:


Why would anybody vote for a Traitor? I heard that if he is elected he is
going to appoint Jane Fonda as ambassador to North Vietnam. Would you
honestly want to be in a foxhole with this jerk?

The Navy seldom uses foxholes. And I'd as soon never be in a foxhole with
anyone.

By the way, you did win: Asshole of The Week.

Charlie Self
"Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary