Compulsory Anonymity wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:
Do fries come with that?

Only when they use it as a sex aid, and even then it's touch and, uh, go.

At the drive-through, it did boil,
Burbling-along at 3 drips--each
Second--aside, out of reach:
We didn't wait for the vegetable oil.

I loved that potato!

In the sublime caress of the transaction
Between there and here across my singularity,
The tuber was unaware of the hilarity
That its dissolution was more sensible than fun.
--
ah