Charlie Self wrote:
In response, I called him a clown.

A'yup! I'm thinking you may be finding yourself up to your
neck in clown poo (1) before you know it.

That was the beginning of May.

Astounding. A four month simmer.

He's probably still a wee but peeved about the whole
*birthing thing*.

(1) With corn (tm Webster Steve), of course.

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