Paul in MN writes:

I just read a great John Grisham book and I think I might have a plan. Why
don't we all file a class action suit against Charlie?!? We can make
millions!! You want in Charlie??

You read that book too fast, Paul. It's the LAWYERS who make the millions, not
the guys doing the actual suing.

Charlie Self
"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers." H. L. Mencken