Stefek wrote
| Surely you could've come up with something more injurious than
| custard powder ;-)
| ... and explaining to all the 7-11 year-olds exactly why that
| big ballon had the funny little end-bit on it might've been
| a Step Too Far ;-)

They'll all know anyway.

When I was a lad the only banana we saw in school was the domestic science
teacher making a fruit salad.

Owain