A gestalt happened while dozing during tonite's boring football game. A
universal unified homemade finish I guarantee will finish your bowls.


Mix equal parts, boil and let rest 1 year:

dose of mineral oil
little dab of brylcreme
harem of virgin olive oil
quart of motor oil
soup'con of turtle oil
shell of peanut oil
imprint of sealing wax
smear of vaseline
Q-tip of ear wax
kernel of walnut oil
flitch of teak oil
buff of shoe wax
hive of bee's wax
patty of butter
tub of lard
dram of essential oils
one from column B of sesame oil
scratch of T-tree oil
blow of whale oil
cup of grease
can of bearing oil
slick of brillianteen
ouch of sandy K-Y jelly
bouquet of safflower oil
boil of linseed oil.
garden of vegetable oil
film of tung oil
sniff of lemon oil
spread of oleomargarine
boll of cottonseed oil
implant of silicone
unction of snake oil

(this is enough for a good finish. Besides the game is getting
interesting and the beer is getting cold)

Keep refrigerated. shake well before using. Do not use while
intoxicated.
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